blue is the warmest color … orange is the new black … the Lesbians are corrupting our innocent children’s favorite colors …
do you ever read old conversations you had with someone and realize how much more they used to be interested you and it makes you feel like complete shit because everything is different now and you can tell you’ve just lost that shine that got their attention in the first place
Happy International Women’s Day, March 8th"To the people clinging to the notion that female-led pictures are a niche genre, people see them! They make money! The world is round, people!" - Cate Blanchett
Better Pancake Day pancake pictures. (I just realized how old the earlier one was. And how small.)
The third one’s really worth zooming in on. You can see the drops of lemon juice. Mmmmm. :)
May the sweet and savoury treats flow forth!
When you start the day by falling out of the car, you know you should have stayed in bed.
When will this madness stop
When Leo wins an Oscar.
Reblogging for old times’ sake because I have a feeling these jokes end soon
the oscars are tonight everyone *prayer circle*
-finally does laundry-
-never puts away laundry-
-takes clean clothes out from pile until pile is gone-
first rule of fight club
- no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa